MOM: 5:30, I need to get groceries. I'm gonna be late.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: John Kerry and the liberals in Congress have voted to raise gas taxes 10 times.
MOM: Ten times? Gas prices are high enough already.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: They voted to raise taxes on senior Social Security benefits and raise taxes on middle class parents 18 times. No relief there from the marriage penalty.
MOM: More taxes because I'm married? What were they thinking?
RADIO ANNOUNCER: 350 times... higher taxes from the liberals in Congress and John Kerry.
BUSH: I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message.
